don't call me Veronica
Why? Because it isn't my name.
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Mar 10, 2010
with a nod to mitch hedberg
I tried to have a simple breakfast today.
You know that raisin bread?
That stuff is fancy.
That stuff is wrapped twice.
You open it, and then it still isn't open.
You know, at this stage in my life...
I don't need another step between me and toast.
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