Apr 20, 2007

why i should go to bed right now

So I've been watching TBS tonight while I work, which is running (for some reason) back to back showings of "The Matrix: Reloaded." Without knowing why, I've been craving a bowl of oatmeal.

Yes... oatmeal.

I didn't understand it all during the first showing, but now that I'm into the second round of Keanu, I finally get it.


This is the "architect."

The "architect" reminds me of Colonel Sanders.

Colonel Sanders reminds me of his ads for finger-lickin' good chicken.

KFC ads in America remind me of how the brand is known in other places, say... Shanghai.

And as always, KFC ads from Shanghai remind me of Wilfred Brimley.

As we all know, Wilfed Brimley reminds everyone about oatmeal.

Which, reminds us of bacon.


Which, of course, leads us all back to Kevin Bacon.

14 comments:

Vicki said...

Oh, that is priceless! Thanks for the laugh!

DJG said...

scary when someone thinks like you do.....

Now off to bed!

gavin richardson said...

a bit more than six degrees.. that is unless you start counting from the oatmeal. for younger folks the first thought of wilford will be those diabetes mail prescription commercials

Thurman8er said...

That was funny and strange and now I want oatmeal. Thanks a lot.

Laura said...

this was great! I used to sit in my dorm at college and play those types of games with an online buddy. Random fun is definitely the best! Loved it!

Brian Eberly said...

Dude that was one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time. I love the way your mind works! Keep thinking those deep thoughts!

Dakotaranger said...

DUUUDE your tripping me out. I need more tin foil

Layla (aka Barbara) said...

Classic.

Tony Myles said...

Tin foil? Now why does that remind me of Esteban, that smooth informercial guitar guy?

darin said...

I now understand why every time I have watched some incredibly horrible Keanu Reeves flicks I have wanted oatmeal - it all goes back to the Architect!

derek bethay said...

hilarious!

Katie said...

Wow at 2 am you have a pretty wild thought network

Milton Stanley said...

I've never even played the Kevin Bacon game, but this one had me laughing out-loud.

Scrammy said...

I'm taking you off my resume.

to make room for kevin bacon.