Feb 10, 2006

1 + 1 =

Time to get creative!

Combine two famous movie lines from two of your favorite movies and see what kind of nonsense we can create. Here's mine to start:

"My name is Inigo Montoya - you killed my father - prepare to make the jump to lightspeed."
- Princess Bride / Star Wars Episode 4


Anonymous said...

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "What, behind the rabbit?"
-Dirty Harry/Monty Python-Holy Grail

Aim Claim said...

You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. I see Blue, He look's glorious.

-Office Space/Old School

brad said...

"I want you to hit me hard as you can," "I was thinking something a little less gansta."
-Fight Club/Saved

Mark D said...

HA ha!!! Aim Claim, you got me good on that one. Office Space cracks me up - I guess because I can relate with it so much.

Everyone, I need some help. Any ideas on what to put on the end of this one?

Surely you can't be serious. I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. -- connected to ______

Mark D said...

Oh, maybe...

Surely you can't be serious. I am serious, and don't be hatin'.

(Airplane/Malibu's Most Wanted)

Tony Myles said...

"You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken."

"Uh, they said I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven while I'm collating."

The Matrix/Office Space

Dakotaranger said...

The only thing that allows evil to triuph is good men do nothing, so round up the usual suspects.

Tears for the Sun had Edmund Burkes fameous quote at the end of the movie and of course Casablanca

Melanie Morales said...

They are an army unlike any other; crusading across the stars toward a place called UnderVerse, their promised land - a constellation of dark new worlds. Necromongers, they're called. And if they cannot convert you, they will kill you.. . .I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

Chronicles of Riddick / Pirates of the Caribbean

derek bethay said...

"The truth? You can't handle the truth. I'm like 99.9% parched here. I could really use a cola."

Jack Nicholson from "A Few Good Men" & John Heder (a.k.a. Napoleon Dynamite) from "Just Like Heaven".

Eric Johnson said...

"You complete me."

"I'm a married spud! I'm a married spud! I'm married spud!"

Jerry Maguire / Toy Story 2

josh said...

Tony, fun game. Here's we go, y'all:

Shooter: I eat pieces of {crap} like you for breakfast.
Happy: [laughing] you eat pieces of {crap} for breakfast?
Tommy: I'd better not. I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. I used to grab bear claws as a kid, two at a time, and I'd get them lodged right in this region here.
[motioning at his stomach]
(Happy Gilmore + Tommy Boy)

Virginia: I thought we were just going to be friends.
Happy: What? Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark.
Princess Leia: I have a bad feeling about this...
(Happy Gilmore + Star Wars: ESB)

Will: Do you play the piano?
Skylar: A bit.
Will: Okay, when you look at a piano you see Mozart, right?
Skylar: I see "Chopsticks."
Cole: I see dead people.
(Good Will Hunting + The Sixth Sense)

Thurman8er said...

"Evacuate now? In our moment of triumph? I don't think the really hard stuff's gonna come down for a while."
(Star Wars: ANH/Caddyshack)

" Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
(Wizard of Oz/Princess Bride)

This game could be a blog of its own.

derek bethay said...

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to... A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

Yoda (Episode 1) & Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)

Tony Myles said...

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. It was Beauty that killed the Beast."

Napoleon Dynamite / King Kong

Katie Myles said...

"Sweep the leg."

"As you wish."

- Karate Kid/Princess Bride