The scene: After dinner. I'd just made some delicious fajitas. We're putting things away, and I see a chance to flirt with my wife.
Me: "So... is this your lettuce?" (shows brand label to Katie - it says "Foxy" on it)
(seconds later, I shift to an entirely new conversation. I see some sour candy on the counter the kids don't like)
Me: So, is this my candy?
Both of us instantly and awkwardly see the name on the candy is "Trolli."
Me: (quickly) Doh... nevermind.
Katie: (laughs) Did you do that on purpose?
Me: OF COURSE NOT!
Katie: (laughs) You couldn't do that again if you tried.