1. You should never assume that just because you're in a nice neighborhood of fancy hotels towering several stories off the ground that people won't occasionally feel the desire to hang up their laundry in the fancy hotel across the street from yours.
2. At every conference I've ever gone to that requires me to wear a nametag I find that the side with my name never faces out when I want it to. It's like my rib cage has a magnetic pull to it or something, causing it to constantly face inward. Even if I turn the papers inside it around it still ends up that way.
Crazy... just crazy.