Aug 2, 2006

pop goes the weasel

So it turns out that soda companies are going to get rid of their pop products in schools.

What do the distributors get?

Well, for starters, they make more money on a bottle of water than a Coke.

Second, and far better, is they earn the goodwill and trust of an entire generation.

That is... until a schedule with first period math kicks in and teenagers suddenly find themselves jonesing for a Mr Pibb (Xtra) to go along with their Red Vines.

Then... utter chaos happens.

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