Sometimes a sound byte is better than a whole post. Here are a few crazy things I recently said somewhat spontaneously... and absolutely stand behind.
"Writing is one way that the human soul is able to grow a mustache."
"A person with an answered prayer is full of Christian cliches... a person waiting on an answer to prayer needs to hear none of them."
"Never treat any job as though it's a stepping stone... and yet look back on every step you've taken thus far and give praise to the Rock for providing it."
"Hope you smile like a baby with a clean diaper."
"I believe God has called us to plant a church in Portage. (pause, wait for wife's reaction) Now let's watch The Amazing Race."