Man, I'm tired... I haven't slept all year.
Oh no! I just realized I haven't paid bills all year.
Wow, I'm hungry... I haven't eaten all year.
There might be a mess on the carpet, since the dog hasn't gone out all year.
Speaking of that, I think my bladder is about to explode since I haven't used the bathroom all year.
I'm feeling a bit spiritually dry. Probably because I haven't read my Bible all year.
Wow. We usually don't let things like this go, but that Christmas tree has been up all year.
I think there's something wrong with my cell phone. It hasn't rang all year.
Well, the Samson era is over. I think it's about time for a haircut, since I haven't gotten one all year.
I know I'm eating healthier these days, but a little junk food couldn't hurt, right. Besides, I haven't had any all year.
Thanks for playing along. Feel free to add your own.
It just seemed like ages since I'd written any thing,
since I hadn't posted all year.