who made the Bears,
hallowed be Thy fame.
Thy kingdom come
as players run
on earth giving glory to heaven.
Give us this day a head-to-head
with the forgiveness of trespasses
as players forgive those who trespass all over them.
And lead us not into competition
for Thine is the kingdom, and the power,
and the glory forever...
shining brighter than any man-made trophy...
that the Bears could win... (wink)