Perhaps you remember all the ridiculous eBay bidding that took place in 2004 when a grilled cheese with the alleged image of Jesus' mother Mary sold for $28,000.
Apparently now you can avoid waiting for such a miracle on a piece of food or clothing by purchasing a pan that will sear the Savior's image into your pancakes or quesadillas. Quick and easy, not to mention the potentially proactive street value of your next breakfast. All this and it has non-stick coating, too!
Only $29.99 for two.
Yeah... for real.