From the mind of Jim Gaffigan:
Hot Pockets haven't been around that long... maybe ten years. How'd they come up with that? Was there some guy in a marketing meeting?
"Hey, how about a pop tart filled with really nasty meat?"
"Johnson, that's gross.
Get to work on it."
They do have the vegetarian hot pockets for those of us who don't like to eat meat but still would like diarrhea.
It should just come with a roll of toilet paper.
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