Jul 10, 2006

things that don't affect me (even though they actually do)

What follows is a list of things I honestly believe doesn't affect me.

I'm not kidding... when I consume these things I actually notice no discernible difference in me.

(Even though there probably is one.)


  • Protein powders in smoothies.

  • Caffeine.

  • Chipolte.

  • Parmesan cheese.

  • Pepper.

  • Violence in movies.

  • Watching Chapelle's Show, South Park, or anything else Comedy Central plays and I end up watching when nothing else is on TV.

  • One-A-Day vitamins.

  • Cheese.

  • Others saying things about me that aren't true.

I'm sure there's more... these I know for sure, though.

Oh yeah... I thought of one more.

  • Reading the Bible

Got any of your own?

How can a young man keep his way pure?
By living according to your word.
I seek you with all my heart;
do not let me stray from your commands.
I have hidden your word in my heart
that I might not sin against you.
Praise be to you, O LORD;
teach me your decrees.
With my lips I recount
all the laws that come from your mouth.
I rejoice in following your statutes
as one rejoices in great riches.
I meditate on your precepts
and consider your ways.
I delight in your decrees;
I will not neglect your word.
(Psalm 119:9-16)


David Moss said...

Let's see....
* Reading various and sundry blogs
* Eating cookie dough
* Watching my kids play
* Pot Belly Sandwiches
* Listening to others gossip
* Using my sarcastic wit in excess
* Yeah, the majority of the time I would have to put reading the Bible in this category also. But I would also have to add NOT reading the Bible - interesting tensions.

bigwhitehat said...

* sit ups