things that don't affect me (even though they actually do)

What follows is a list of things I honestly believe doesn't affect me.

I'm not kidding... when I consume these things I actually notice no discernible difference in me.

(Even though there probably is one.)

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• Protein powders in smoothies.
  
  
• Caffeine.
  
  
• Chipolte.
  
  
• Parmesan cheese.
  
  
• Pepper.
  
  
• Violence in movies.
  
  
• Watching Chapelle's Show, South Park, or anything else Comedy Central plays and I end up watching when nothing else is on TV.
  
  
• One-A-Day vitamins.
  
  
• Cheese.
  
  
• Others saying things about me that aren't true.
  

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I'm sure there's more... these I know for sure, though.

Oh yeah... I thought of one more.

• Reading the Bible

Got any of your own?

How can a young man keep his way pure?
By living according to your word.
I seek you with all my heart;
do not let me stray from your commands.
I have hidden your word in my heart
that I might not sin against you.
Praise be to you, O LORD;
teach me your decrees.
With my lips I recount
all the laws that come from your mouth.
I rejoice in following your statutes
as one rejoices in great riches.
I meditate on your precepts
and consider your ways.
I delight in your decrees;
I will not neglect your word.
(Psalm 119:9-16)