Ever had some teeth permanently taken out of your mouth?
I did... one last week, one this week.
They call them wisdom teeth... which I think means if you're dumb enough to let someone permanently take something out of your mouth then you don't have any wisdom to begin with.
I woke up today feeling like I got into a fight and someone hit me hard on my right cheek. I haven't had someone slug me in the face since freshman year of high school, but that's what it felt like... I still remember it. Dang.
Now I know why King Kong is screaming all the time with his mouth open. When he bangs his chest and yells loudly (like I wanted to today but didn't because I have small children), he's saying, "Don't you even think about taking my teeth, sucka."
So now my mouth is weird. A piece of it has been erased forever. How odd.